Thursday, April 19, 2007
wah, who made billgate so tulan?
kerana mu malaysia = because of you malay'sialMotto: If it's a Malay problem, it's a national problem; if it's a Chinese problem, it's a racial problem; if it's an Indian problem, it's not a problem wat ppl say about Malaysia“If you're not lazy, you're not Malay ”
~ Some Chinese
“If you're not greedy, you're not Chinese ”
~ Some Indian
“If you're not drunk, you're not Indian ”
~ Some Malay
“Sigh... ”
~ Foreign Students Studying in Malaysia
“Malaysia is the most safest muslim country I ever been ... after Iraq.”
~ George W. Bush Education of Malaysia “You orang dari mana, you tak tau cakap Bahasa Malaysia kah? Kenapa you cakap English?”
~ Malaysian educationist
“PMR? No need worry la, I Mapled and Dota-ed until the last minute and still got straight A. NP.”
~ Fat Student
“It is theorically impossible to fail an exam in malaysia. Try it, you still get a D minus at worst”
~ Observerstatement above are quoted from http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Malaysia Finally finished my ass at around 3p.m, after passup my ass went to pong' house kiu. Tat cendol made my stomach ache. Then come back n saw this link at terence's status, it is a comedic version of wikipedia. Everything written there is so true and so funny.
tauyik stepped on your garbage at